Jeesh, Glaven. The sign clearly reads “Women Only”. And is that Needledick in the blue? Despite your ”impeccably groomed” nutsack and Needle’s freakishly undersized penis, I’m thinking you both are very nearly men, and so this might not be the race for you.
And don’t get all vengeful over this attack on your “manhood”, lest I arrange for my Mooselobsterguana to defile your Bearsharktopus in a violent but sexually interesting manner. You do NOT want that to happen.
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September 26, 2009 at 10:32 am
gqh
Pfffttt! You TALK better than you sexually violate Bearsharktopi, LooMoo, because (to steal a line from Teh Needle’s wife) Teh Bearsharktopus didn’t feel a thing.
Thanks for the shoutout to my nutsack. So few people realize that it, too, has feelings and likes a little recognition.
By the way, I didn’t MAKE Teh Bearsharktopus. I tried – by having a four-way with a bear, a shark, and an octopus – but nothing came of it.
Well, I did, and maybe the bear, too, but I think the octopus and the shark were faking it.
September 27, 2009 at 8:11 am
deloosemoose
Glaven: Bearsharktopus didn’t feel a thing because it’s all swedged out. Filthy hussy…Next time you create a ficitonal beast you should make sure to include the all important feature of “nice, tight orifices.”
Octopi and sharks frequently fake it. That’s why we humans/moose hate, revile and distrust them. Good effort, though, with that foursome. It’s hardly your fault that they’re so damned frigid.
September 28, 2009 at 9:57 am
NeedleRunning
First off, failblog is the bestest.
I know that can’t be me, that dude is running WAY faster than I ever do. I am always at the back of the pack, getting chicked by the old lady walkers. I also have to wear MUCH longer shorts to cover my needle thankyouverymuch.
Yeah, I can total see G running that kinda race.
September 28, 2009 at 6:48 pm
deloosemoose
Needle: FYI – It’s not called getting “chicked” when the female who beats you is old and decrepit. For the record, you’ve been getting “hagged”.
Keep that needle covered, mister.