…’cause Xenia has introduced me to the amazing Failblog.
Failblog, where have you been all my life?
Yearly mileage – STILL 663 ’cause I just can’t drag my lazy ass away from this.
The Loose Moose
A runner, who likes moose, on the loose. Get your mind out of the gutter. PRs: 50K (8/2007) 8:25:13; Marathon (10/2008) 3:4X:XX (BQ!!); 10 Mile (5/2008) 1:19:18; 15K (8/2008) 1:13:24; 10K (6/2009) 46:29; 5 Mile (10/2008) 46:03; 4 Mile (9/2009) 30:52; 5K (9/2009) 21:52
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June 13, 2009 at 9:20 am
Missy
Where’s G? OH, he’s already on his anal cruise. Baaahahahah. Little kids being pooped out of the elephants arse just like little kids should be!
June 13, 2009 at 6:36 pm
deloosemoose
Missy: Small children as elephant turds = disturbingly amusing.
Glaven as anal cruise participant = daily event. Poor Teh ‘Bride
June 13, 2009 at 2:43 pm
gqh
I’m here, Missy! And I swear to Sweet Baby Jebus that I was gonna use that anal cruise thing in an upcoming post and link it to Teh Moose’s blog. But she beat me to it!
I lurve FAILblog too!
O, hi Moose. Thanks for letting me use your blog to chat with Iron Oxide Missy. Could you forward my call to Xenia now?
Thanks.
I’ll wait.
June 13, 2009 at 6:40 pm
deloosemoose
Glaven: I will play secretary just this once.
“Hold, please! Your call is being forwarded.” (Imagine poorly rendered acoustic versions of Steely Dan songs here.)
June 13, 2009 at 9:49 pm
sissie sue
OMG — I love the elephant slide. If I had kids, I’d totally build one in my back yard.
We don’t have a tee vee. Like you, I am too thrifty to purchase an antenna-coverter-thingie to watch “free” tee vee. I prefer to take what I can get for free online.
June 14, 2009 at 6:31 pm
deloosemoose
Sissie Sue: The Girl Moose just told me about hulu. It has even more trashtastic shows, like “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”. I LURVE online TV shows…also elephant slides.
June 16, 2009 at 9:58 am
Xenia
Damn, I’m late to the party.
Glad I could expose you to some highbrow entertainment. That’s how I roll.
June 16, 2009 at 11:50 am
Nitmos
I’ve been on the anal cruise. It’s not worth it. Expensive, not much to see, and – by the end – your ass really hurts.
June 16, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Tammy
I love the tasteful (?) pictures you have here. They are classic!
I never realized that elephants birth toddlers but now I can put 2 and 2 together and know why there are so many small kids at zoos. And my mom told me it was storks. How foolish was she?