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Well, Brightroom recently posted photos from my ill-fated attempt to BQ, and it appears that though I remain highly unphotogenic, I was unfettered on race day by any noticeable impediments. (See previous bitter post “Brightroom, Frightroom.”) I will NOT be posting said unphotogenic photos here for two good reasons:
Number 1: I am a senseless, bumbling Luddite, incapable of providing a link. (Although the fact that I just correctly used the word “linK” in context of the mysterious interwebs is HUGE progress for me.)
Number 2 and most importantly: I am paranoid by nature, and fear that my legion of loyal readers, if provided with my race bib number, will cyber-stalk me and learn my true identity. And for all you know, it could be a sweet, sweet identity. Like, I could be Posh Spice or Paris Hilton or maybe somebody REALLY glamorous and influential like a super-delegate. So kindly back off, people, as no pics will be forthcoming. (That last comment was directed to YOU, M. No using your super human techie skills to reveal my identity – such attempts will not be tolerated.)
